And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping. Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Progress is a nice word.Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point! Everyone in this world is somehow connected.Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about. A Bicyclops Built For TwoI love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to FacebookFacebookShare to TwitterTwitterShare to MoreAddThisIt’s National Girl Scout cookie weekend and Girl Scout cookies are here! The troops of Alpena are out on location selling your favorite flavor for a great cause.Up 10% this year, over 1,300 cases of scout cookies were unloaded in Alpena. Scout troops were out on location selling a variety of cookies Friday to help raise funds for future events, projects and more.Product sales director, Cindy Ranshaw said the fundraiser teaches troops responsibility.“It also teaches them responsibility, it teaches them how to use money, how to make change, how to deal with customers, how to deal with marketing. There are a lot of educational programs and badges that are related to the cookie sales. It’s never been just the money. It’s always been the processing of teaching them to deal with people, to make the change to be marketable to be out there and be positive,” Ranshaw said.Ranshaw said the support from the community over the years has been nothing but positive and great.“This community has always supported girl scouts and boy scouts. It’s a great deal up here in the north and it’s apart of our life. So they’re (community) always out there, and up to anything that we’re doing, not just cookies and candies but anytime the girls are out there. They’ve (community) always been a big support, and I’m glad that I’m apart of this community because it’s been strong with scouting,” Ranshaw said.If you have a sweet tooth and are craving cookies, the girl scouts will be at locations including Wal-Mart, Alpena, Alcona Area Credit Union, and Tractor Supply Store every weekend until march 19th. AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to FacebookFacebookShare to TwitterTwitterShare to MoreAddThis Tags: Girl Scouts, Girl Scouts CookiesContinue ReadingPrevious Michigan State Troopers do 22 Push-ups Challenge for Veteran Suicide AwarenessNext Alpena County Employees Come Together in ‘Have a Heart’ Competition to Donate to St. Vincent DePaul Food Pantry
Newsroom GuidelinesNews TipsContact UsReport an Error Top 50 Most Powerful in L.A. Sports• Introduction• Photo gallery of Top 50 Most Powerful in L.A. Sports• Dramatic change in Los Angeles sports power structure Name: Kobe BryantTitle: Shooting guard, LakersAge: 36The ability to command a two-year, $48.5 million extension coming off a season-ending achilles injury at 35 years old is just one indication of the power wielded by one of the most mercurial athletes in the history of L.A. sports. The combination of five NBA championships, the lasting chip on his shoulder from the famous power struggle with Shaquille O’Neal, a competitive desire not seen since Michael Jordan and the passing of Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss has elevated Bryant to a level of control over one of the most storied franchises in sports rarely acquired by someone outside of a front office.
MANCHESTER UNITED have reportedly ramped up their transfer fee of Chris Smalling to £25m with Spurs, Arsenal and Everton all keen on the defender.Metro claim that Roma, who are looking to turn the England star’s loan into a permanent deal this summer, are said to be shocked by the Red Devils’ valuation.1 Chris Smalling has impressed during his time on loan at RomaCredit: Getty Images – GettyOle Gunnar Solskjaer’s side are keen to avoid losing another centre-back on the cheap after recouping just £6m for Jonny Evans’ departure in 2015.The Northern Irishman has starred for Leicester this season, and has also attracted £35m interest from Arsenal and Manchester City in recent years.MAN UTD NEWS LIVE: Follow for the latest United newsRoma meanwhile had hoped to strike a deal for Smalling for less than £20m, yet United are mindful of other clubs keeping tabs on him.The 30-year-old is loving life in the Italian capital and has made no secret of his desire to end his time at Old Trafford after nine years at the club.However, the Fulham defender has also been offered a route back into English football with both Spurs and Everton keen on a move.Arsenal had been listed as another possible destination for Smalling, who has revived his career in Serie A.The star – dubbed ‘Smalldini’ after his fine form – has even been offered a chance at an England recall by Gareth Southgate.The Three Lions boss suggested that Smalling’s limitations in playing out from the back meant he was not suited to his blueprint back in 2017.But the England boss now admits he was “unfair” on Smalling and paved the way for a potential way back into the fold.Southgate said: “I’ve never ruled anybody out. I think that would be wrong.“I think I said I probably regretted the way the message came across if, by praising others for certain attributes, there was criticism for Chris. It was my fault and it was unfair on him.”Southgate and his assistant Steve Holland flew out to Italy to watch Smalling in action before Christmas.The England boss added: “I spoke to him when I left him out the squad and explained what I explained to everybody.Most Read in FootballTHROUGH ITRobbie Keane reveals Claudine’s father was ’50-50′ in coronavirus battleTOP SELLERGavin Whelan has gone from League of Ireland to David Beckham’s InstagramPicturedAN EYEFULMeet Playboy model and football agent Anamaria Prodan bidding to buy her own clubI SAW ROORodallega saw Rooney ‘drinking like madman’ & Gerrard ‘on bar dancing shirtless’ExclusiveRIYAD RAIDMan City’s Riyad Mahrez has three luxury watches stolen in £500,000 raidNEXT STEPJonny Hayes set to move to English Championship having been let go by CelticMAKE YOUR DEBUT Bet £5 get £20 in free bets for new customers at Ladbrokes“Of course because of the way it came out, there was little point – I wasn’t going to say anything that hadn’t already been said.“But I think he’s done well in Italy. He’s playing at another big club.“He was obviously playing at a big club before. We’re watching everybody because we’ve got to make sure we make the right decision.”Man United ace Chris Smalling ‘in talks with Tottenham and Everton over transfer’ as Woodward demands £16.5m
Dear Editor,Reference is made to a controversial commentary of Kean Gibson’s, published in another paper: contending that the PPP is a Hindu party and ran a Hindu Government when it was in charge of the country’s affairs.The PPP was right not to reply to Gibson because her contention is not worthy of a response. But, for the record, some kind of response is in order to correct her flawed argument.Gibson apparently drew from her dissertation for the PhD and made the same illogical and unsubstantiated arguments. The arguments in the dissertation comprise countless flaws and inaccuracies about Hinduism. No need to mention them here; there is no logic in her argument about the PPP’s Hinduness. The PPP is no more Hindu than the PNC is Christian or the AFC Islamic. None of Guyana’s political parties defines itself in terms of religion. None ran or runs a religious Government.Gibson claims that Dr Cheddi Jagan, PPP’s founder, was Hindu, and by some strange logic of “transference”, she concluded that the PPP is a Hindu party because of its leader’s religion. Extending this logic, it would mean that the PNC is a Christian party and has been running a Christian Government. Analogously, the Democratic and Republican parties would be Christian parties because of their leaders’ faiths. And the Trump Administration would be Christian because he is a Christian.For the record, Dr Jagan was not a Hindu; he rejected Hinduism.I wish to share some anecdotes on Dr Cheddi Jagan’s non-belief in Hinduism to add to that offered by Dr Ramesh Gampat in another paper. They reinforce the argument that Dr Jagan and the PPP are and were not Hindu-oriented.At Jagan’s funeral rites in March 1997, Pandit Tiwari (popularly known as Churkiman) of Alness told me at the home of Jagan’s parents in Port Mourant, on record in a taped video, that Dr Jagan was a non-believer. Pt Churkiman said he spent time volunteering to help with the construction of Jagan’s home in Bel Air. After the construction, he approached Jagan to perform a “ jhandi” (puja) to open the home, as is the custom of Hindus who build a new home or complete major repairs to a house. Pt Churkiman said Jagan would have none of it. Pt Churkiman said he even offered to perform the Hindu rites by himself to open (give blessings to the Almighty) the house, and Jagan vehemently objected.Such an attitude could not be the thoughts or ideologies of a practising Hindu.It cannot be verified, but I was told that at the funeral rites of both his mother and father in Port Mourant, Dr Jagan did not participate in the rituals that require shaving of head, fasting, and performing aartie, among other activities. Clearly, Dr Jagan was not a practising Hindu. He did not support Hindu religious activities and did not provide assistance to Hindu temples or schools or societies (organisations).How then can one conclude that Jagan ran a Hindu Government? What specifically did Jagan or the PPP do for Hindus or Hinduism that one can conclude that PPP is a Hindu political outfit or ran a Hindu Government? If you ask Hindus, they will all tell you PPP has no religion. And only a handful of the party’s MPs are Hindus; not dissimilar from the small number of its Ministers who were Hindu when the party ran the country before it was removed from office.Religion never defined the policies of the PPP AdministrationsYours truly,Vishnu Bisram (PhD)